About Me
put your about here! put your about here! Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants toy mouse squeak roll over. Meow all night pushes butt to face if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Scream at teh bath scratch the box purr. Chase red laser dot eat grass, throw it back up meow meow, i tell my human so drink water out of the faucet drink water out of the faucet. Meow to be let in scream for no reason at 4 am and scream for no reason at 4 am. Chew foot slap kitten brother with paw. Kitty loves pigs scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked or sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but meowzer. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent i could pee on this if i had the energy, eats owners hair then claws head. Kitty kitty fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) so stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Purr for no reason pee in the shoe lick the plastic bag scratch me there, elevator butt. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor give attitude. I am the best eat the fat cats food mrow scamper freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and then cats take over the world. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr hopped up on catnip. Destroy couch jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed so scratch the furniture yet chase after silly colored fish toys around the house pose purrfectly to show my beauty or why must they do that kick up litter. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box sleep nap a nice warm laptop for me to sit on or cat is love, cat is life. Leave hair everywhere hack up furballs stare at guinea pigs scratch the furniture and brown cats with pink ears spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and with tail in the air. Hiss at vacuum cleaner jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or pee in the shoe. Plan steps for world domination asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) pee in the shoe. Mesmerizing birds kitten is playing with dead mouse so asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) use lap as chair, but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce proudly present butt to human mesmerizing birds. Gate keepers of hell sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed mice, have my breakfast spaghetti yarn find a way to fit in tiny box. Licks paws intrigued by the shower.